Messed-up Butt-Enhancement Procedure Lands Woman in Hospital
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Reports are that a black-market butt-enhancement "practitioner" is injecting women from across New Jersey with household caulk and other similarly dangerous materials. The details have been shared by New Jersey health officials, who have now also alerted New York authorities to the imminent danger.

Over the past two months, as many as 6 women from across the Newark-area have been admitted to hospitals as a result of infections caused by injections of "a variety of unknown materials," said New Jersey Health Department epidemiologist Dr. Tina Tan.

Officials have speculated that the inject mixture is inclusive of silicone, petroleum jelly and hardware-grade caulk.

Health officials have shared that after messed-up attempts to get fuller bottoms like naturally well-endowed celebrities like Kim Kardashian, the victims' own rear ends seem to resemble "moonscapes" filled with lumps and craters.

"What we've been hearing from the hospitals is that these women are presented with deep tissue infections and skin infections. Abscesses form in some cases", Dr. Tan said.

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