That headline is a complete lie, as the truth is, Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend could be a carbon copy of each one of her predecessors. We thought it would be a nice change than to read that Playboy Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend was different from his dim looking blondes with big tits, of the past.

But, no, it may be a new year, but Hefner refuses to believe so. Once again, Crystal Harris, his new girlfriend, is just another dim-looking blonde with huge tits. It may be
2009, the year he celebrates his 83rd birthday, and while we find it creepy to imagine him having sex with a robotic bimbo, a quarter of his age, make no doubt that Hefner is not prepared to forgo borderline-arthritic sex with robotic bimbos, a quarter of his age, this year.

For a while there, we thought what with former girlfriends Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson exiting the Playboy Mansion, either to get married or find another boyfriend, whose naked body didn't look and feel like a red chicken wattle, Hefner would finally decide that he was too old to have a young girlfriend. But no, Hefner being Hefner, had Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the teenage twins from his Christmas card, and now he has Crystal Harris.

The relatively unknown 22-year old Crystal Harris may not have for her millionaire octogenarian boyfriend's magazine. However, late October, she did pose for a series of topless and semi-nude photos for Co-ed of the Week on Playboy. com, under the name 'Crystal Carter'. The 34-25-34 San Diego State University psychology student, is a PETA supporter who counts 'the rain, the seasons, fast cars, good food, volunteering, great company, caring and honest people, the ocean and animals', among her major interests.